SCARY MOVIE 5
STORY.
Charlie Sheen and his partner Lindsay Lohan are attacked in their home by paranormal forces. Lindsay becomes possessed and then kills Charlie.
Charlie's three kids are reported missing and a reward is announced for their safe return. Several months later, Snoop Dogg and Mac Miller are in the Humboldt County woods in search of illegally-grown cannabis plants to steal. After stealing one and fleeing, they take shelter in a Cabin In The Woods.
Upon entering they see three strange creatures, later confirmed to be Charlie's kids, and turn them in for the reward. The feral children are placed in isolation at a child development research center for a few months until they are deemed well enough to be returned to familial custody. When Charlie's brother, Dan and his girlfriend Jody come to collect them, they are told they can have them if they agree to stay in a large suburban middle-class home fitted with security cameras. Jody is reluctant to take the kids at first but soon adjusts to having them. In an attempt to bond with their new children, Jody auditions for a ballet performance, Black Swan, and is cast in the lead role as the Swan Queen.
Meanwhile, a continuing pattern of bizarre paranormal activity in their new home makes them investigate further. They eventually learn from the children that the attacks on their home are by "Mama", the mother of the children, who is under a curse and is trying to get them back so she can sacrifice both her and them. Maria, the couple's Hispanic live-in maid, is frightened and keeps experimenting with various rituals, Catholic and otherwise, to ward off the evil spirits in the house. During the day, Dan is frustrated with the modest progress of his test subjects at a primate intelligence research facility; ironically, Dan is not bright enough to realize that one of the chimpanzees, Caesar, is now actually much smarter than him.
Jody and Dan, with the help of their close friend Kendra, must find a way to lift the curse and save their family. Along the way, they seek the assistance of psychic Blaine Fulda, who turns out to be a complete fraud, and a dream extractor named Dom Kolb, who helps them understand that the solution
to their problems lies in the Cabin in the Woods.
CRITIC VIEW.
Complete entertainment that's SCARY MOVIE 5 for you,gags of all movie [inception,evil dead,paranormal activity and more].Outrageously funny at times and scary in bits.Forgettable would be Charlie Sheen and lindsay lohan in a opening sequence which really makes no sense of wasting such talent in this latest franchise.
Director Malcolm D Lee has done a average job in a hurry to deliver this instalment which will leave audience in a jerk.
Just go and watch if you have a silly taste of time pass stuff and you would'nt regret.
CAST.
Directed by Malcolm D. Lee
Produced by David Zucker Phil Dornfeld
Executive: Bob Weinstein,Harvey Weinstein,Matthew Signer,Brian Bell
Written by Pat Proft,David Zucker
Starring Ashley Tisdale,Simon Rex,Erica Ash,Molly Shannon,Heather Locklear,J.P. Manoux,Jerry O'Connell,Charlie Sheen,Lindsay Lohan
Music by James L. Venable
Cinematography Steven Douglas Smith
Editing by Sam Seig
Studio Brad Grey Pictures
Distributed by Dimension Films,The Weinstein Company
